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Although the Spinely Ones do not wish to give out any information on the mystic powers, the council of masters have decided that some information is nessicary:
Once a new member joins the Weasels, they have a 0 Spinely level. There are 7 Spinely levels, and once you have accieved the 7th level, you may become a master if you wish. Although no information will be released about the training process, it is thought to be very good, as no-one ever feels like leaving.
The Spinely Levels:
The Path of the Spines
- Spineless
- If you are Spineless, you are only a beginner in the path of the Spines. You will already be highly trained at the art of climing up things very fast
- 1 Spine
- A large step up from Spineless, with 1 spine you will be able to surf the internet at an adept level, and have the endurance to watch the Scoobie Doo cartoon for 12 hours straight.
- Small Spine
- As a small spine you will be able to heal yourself, and see in the dark.
- Many Small Spines
- No information can be released about Many Small Spines
- Big Spines
- No information can be released about Big Spines
- No Spine
- As No Spine, you will live with the Spineless and teach them the Spinely Way. You will also have the ability to identify a WASTED operative on sight, and save lampposts from the mind altering drugs given to them by Mr Steed and WASTED.
- Spinely Master
- Nothing is publicialy known about the Spinely Masters, although they are said to be wise a beautiful to the eyes.
If you wish to enter training and become one of the Spinely Ones then follow this link.
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