Welcome to the Spinely Gateway


But what is the Spinely Gateway?
The gateway is the previously hidden entrance to the Spinely Weasels' electronic hiding pace. For many years, the Weasels were mercilessly persecuted for their beliefs in free power by the world's governments, and for the mystical powers they hold. Although the persecution has officially been ended, a multi-national multi-government funded organisation, known only as WASTED, still exists to hunt and capture the Spinely Ones.

However, the Spinely One's have decided to come out of hiding, and begin to defend themselves against those who would like to see them dead. As their persecution continues, it is very hard to earn the trust of the Weasels, but it is said that once that trust has been earned the Weasels will protect you as one of their own.

This site has been created by the Spinely One's to allow more people a chance to befriend the Spinely Weasels. They may be observing you now, and if you prove yourself to them, they will take you into their confidence and you too may learn the ancient secrets of the Spinely One's, and maybe even become a Spinely Master, and earn yourself a lamppost.

Before you can join with the Spinely One's you must know the central facts in a Spinely Weasel's life:
1. The prophecies of Fuzz outline the work that all Spinely One's live to complete?
2. Pineapples


Interested in joining the Weasels? You must first view the levels of training you will have to complete.
Friends of the Weasels, including honourary Spinely Masters
Do you wish to contact the Spinely One's