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Due to a high number of risks in deadly encounters undertaken by our intelligence operatives we have managed to find and rescue an ex-operative, our top lamppost, known as John. He is known as the best of the best, and had been captured at the end of August by the forces of WASTED. He has only recently been allowed out of rehab, and with the addition of his experience, we now know the levels of torture that WASTED use to bring a lamppost under their control:
The first step is to use heat extreme altering techniques to shut down a
lamppost's internal motor control:
Once a lamppost has completely lost control of it's motor functions, the evil
minions of WASTED truely go to work. They first clean the lamppost, stripping
away it's dignity
First they use larger brushes for all over cleaning...
They then use smaller brushes to get the Heineken effect:
The next step in this evil process is to actually mind control their victims.
To do this WASTED use a special combination of industrial strength chemicals.
However, to remove the suspicions of anyone watching the mind control procedure,
they package all the chemicals into normal containers before using them:
The next step is to apply a fixitive to the chemicals. The only known fixitive
is electricity, so the lampposts are subjected to even more torture as the volts
are applied:
Once this process is completed, a lamppost is completely within WASTED'S control for a limited period. Once the time frame is up, the operatives of WASTED have to reapply the mind control drugs, or a lamppost regains it's self control.
However, this is not all that can happen to a lamppost when WASTED are around. To view other lamppost experiments, follow the link below:
View other lamppost experiments
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