Other Wasted Experiments

So far, we have only discovered 1 other type of Lamppost experiment performed by WASTED. These are the experiments in the weakness program. WASTED aim to find the weakness of all lampposts, thus paralysing a portion of the Spinely Weasel's defence, and hoping to ultimately cripple the Weasels themselves. To find this weakness, WASTED have embarked on the weakness program, which currently is not completed...

The first plan in WASTED's evil scheme was to smash a lamppost to see what was inside. However, lampposts are very resilient.

The next step was to try and cut a lamppost open, but as WASTED discovered, it's not easy to kill a lamppost.

More powerful tools were found, however, they were not successful.

So far WASTED remain unsuccessful, and the lamppost used in these experiments has been unharmed. To help raise the profile of the Spinely Weasels, we have decided to publish the missions of our to operative. Known only as the "International Lamppost of Mystery", he can be spotted around the world, working to fight evil and promote the Weasels, John.

Visit the "International Lamppost of Mystery
Return to the Spinely Weasels main gateway. John