This is a physiological quiz to allow the Spinely Masters to evaluate your candidacy for becoming a Spinely Weasel. This test has to be taken over the Internet since Nick Steed from WASTED managed to infiltrate the entry process of becoming a Spinely Weasel. If your application is successful, the Spinely Masters will be in contact with you. Please allow for the fact they have to type without fingers.

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1> If a good friend of yours suddenly started calling you the name "Spinely Ferret" would you like it?

2> Why so/why not (be truthful now, the Spinely Masters are reading your answers)?

3> What about Spinely Pineapple?

4> Is it the word "Ferret" that lets the name down?

5> Can the word Spineless ever be used as a term of endearment? Is Spinely Weasel a term of endearment, or merely a bad translation of the true meaning of what it is to be a Spinely Weasel?

6> What is the first step on the path to true inner Spinely enlightenment (see FlyingSheep's quiz or archive if lost)?

7> How much wood would a Spinely Weasel chuck, and more importantly, why are they chucking wood, and is it part of the master plan against WASTED?

8> What is a good nickname for someone called Stacy (points are awarded for originality)?

9> Do you like pineapples?

10> If no, what's your favourite fruit? Why? If yes, why?

11>If train A leave Brighton at 10:10 carrying 20 weasels traveling at 65mph and train B leaves London at 12:13 carrying 15 weasels travelling at 129mph, then what is the relationship betwen FlyingSheep and Spinely Weasels, and how much does it cost to buy a Weasel in the window?